Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
The door leading to our garage just opened by itself. I think we should change the name of this month to Spooky September 👻👻👻👻
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling